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Goblin Cleanup is Viscera Cleanup in a Fantasy Sweatshop
Read More: Goblin Cleanup is Viscera Cleanup in a Fantasy SweatshopForget the power fantasy. It’s overrated anyway. We’ve spent thirty years kicking down dungeon doors, massacring dark legions, slaughtering the indigenous wildlife, and stripping chests bare. But, what about the…
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The Beauty and Brutallity of Morbid Metal
Read More: The Beauty and Brutallity of Morbid MetalSeven years. Seven years is a long time for a game to be in the oven. Usually, when a solo passion project cooks for that long, it ends up being…
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Animalkind is Stardew Valley in a Caterpillar Tractor
Read More: Animalkind is Stardew Valley in a Caterpillar TractorWe’re quite certain you didn’t click this for an expert look into the ethics of wildlife operating heavy machinery. If we were betting men, you saw a raccoon driving a…
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Ember Island is an Arcade Meatgrinder
Read More: Ember Island is an Arcade MeatgrinderThings were simpler before. Arcade games used to want your quarters. Ember Island just wants to watch you bleed. Grab a beer, buddy. Let’s talk about a game that actively…
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Cursed Blood: Violent and Stress-Relieving Fever Dream
Read More: Cursed Blood: Violent and Stress-Relieving Fever DreamCursed Blood hands four people virtual katanas. Then, it tells them to go absolutely go bananas and see what happens. Literally. You are playing as a samurai ape. And it…
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Last Man Sitting is the Best Damn Office Meeting You’ll Ever Survive
Read More: Last Man Sitting is the Best Damn Office Meeting You’ll Ever SurviveSooner or later, we all have one of those days. We see red and entertain the idea of taking a twelve-gauge to a Monday morning all-hands. Last Man Sitting actually…
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Legacy of Kain: Ascendance – Nostalgia Over Substance?
Read More: Legacy of Kain: Ascendance – Nostalgia Over Substance?Twenty-three years. That’s how long it’s been since Kain and Raziel last traded Shakespearean barbs. Now they’re back. But not in the AAA blockbuster the diehards wanted. Instead, we got…
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Cinderia is a Beautiful yet Clunky Engine of Destruction
Read More: Cinderia is a Beautiful yet Clunky Engine of DestructionIf I were a betting man, I’d say we’re all getting a bit tired of the apocalypse. Every other week, a new indie darling drops onto Steam. Each game asks…
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Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining is a Brilliant Culture Shock
Read More: Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining is a Brilliant Culture ShockAs an ESL teacher, I’ve always loved educational games. I am constantly fascinated by how their gameplay is designed to intrigue young minds and make them think outside the box.…
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Island of Hearts is a Parasocial Vacation Built on Sand
Read More: Island of Hearts is a Parasocial Vacation Built on SandSo, you saw beautiful ladies and you were like: sure, I’d play that game. We get it, we thought the same. You aren’t playing a game, but you are paying…
