Tag: review
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Find Your Words: A Quiet Revolution in a 3-Ring Binder
Most games talk way too much, but say very little. So, sooner or later, your hand is forced to skip the cutscenes, ignore the dialogue trees, and just follow the glowing waypoint marker to the next objective. Find Your Words fixes that problem by just taking your voice away entirely. Speak Not, but Do Explore…
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The Brutallity of the Muddy Masterpiece called Tombwater
It’s fair to say the market is currently oversaturated with Souls-likes. We’re seeing a flood of titles vying for a piece of the Elden Ring pie, but unfortunately, many fall short, resulting in experiences that feel generic and uninspired. But Tombwater clawed its way out of the pile. It’s mean. It’s dirty. It’s going to…
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ChainStaff is a Metal Album Soaked in Alien Guts
You’ve got an alien parasite bolted to your skull. It wants you to eat human organs. Yup. ChainStaff doesn’t care if you’re comfortable. It gladly gives you a Swiss Army knife made of alien bone, but then it fully expects you to survive a 1980s heavy metal album cover come to life. It is loud.…
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The Cozy and Lovable Chaos of Nippets
Most modern games feel like a second job. You log in. You check your dailies. You grind a battle pass you bought in a moment of weakness, and you log out feeling emptier than when you started. Then a game like Nippets drops on your desk. It doesn’t want 100 hours of your life. It…
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KuloNiku Serves Up Turn-Based Tension
Ah, the undeniable beauty that’s the “cozy” genre. Little by little, it’s become a dumping ground for tedious chore simulators pretending to be some glorified, mental health retreats. KuloNiku: Bowl Up! looks like another generic ‘save grandma’s shop’ story. Don’t fall for it. This isn’t a relaxing tea break. It’s a high-stress restaurant shift disguised…
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The Beauty and Brutallity of Morbid Metal
Seven years. Seven years is a long time for a game to be in the oven. Usually, when a solo passion project cooks for that long, it ends up being a bloated and outdated mess by the time it finally comes out. Morbid Metal shouldn’t work. It started back in 2017 as Felix Schade’s college…
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Could Ardenfall be the Old-School RPG Sandbox We’ve Been Waiting For?
Ardenfall is shaping up to be the exact kind of old-school, hands-off RPG that Morrowind fans have been begging for. Instead of the usual elves-and-orcs fantasy, it drops you into a weird, politically charged world full of windy plains, alien coastlines, and ancient ruins. The demo has been available for a while now, so feel…
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Froggy Hates Snow: Shoveling Through This Frantic Survival Roguelike
Froggy Hates Snow drops you into a freezing wasteland as an amphibian who just wants to stay warm. It’s a survival roguelike where you literally dig your own paths through the map, shoveling snow to uncover loot, dodge traps, and fight off creepy obsidian monsters before the cold takes you out. What you find here…
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Ember Island is an Arcade Meatgrinder
Things were simpler before. Arcade games used to want your quarters. Ember Island just wants to watch you bleed. Grab a beer, buddy. Let’s talk about a game that actively hates you, and why you’re going to play it anyway. In Ember Island, you’re a merc hired to clear out corruption and pocket the loot.…
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Cursed Blood: Violent and Stress-Relieving Fever Dream
Cursed Blood hands four people virtual katanas. Then, it tells them to go absolutely go bananas and see what happens. Literally. You are playing as a samurai ape. And it simply couldn’t be cooler. It kinda sounds like a bad joke from a 2012 message board. But Cursed Blood doesn’t care about high art or…
