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Ember Island is an Arcade Meatgrinder
Read More: Ember Island is an Arcade MeatgrinderThings were simpler before. Arcade games used to want your quarters. Ember Island just wants to watch you bleed. Grab a beer, buddy. Let’s talk about a game that actively…
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Cursed Blood: Violent and Stress-Relieving Fever Dream
Read More: Cursed Blood: Violent and Stress-Relieving Fever DreamCursed Blood hands four people virtual katanas. Then, it tells them to go absolutely go bananas and see what happens. Literally. You are playing as a samurai ape. And it…
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Last Man Sitting is the Best Damn Office Meeting You’ll Ever Survive
Read More: Last Man Sitting is the Best Damn Office Meeting You’ll Ever SurviveSooner or later, we all have one of those days. We see red and entertain the idea of taking a twelve-gauge to a Monday morning all-hands. Last Man Sitting actually…
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Legacy of Kain: Ascendance – Nostalgia Over Substance?
Read More: Legacy of Kain: Ascendance – Nostalgia Over Substance?Twenty-three years. That’s how long it’s been since Kain and Raziel last traded Shakespearean barbs. Now they’re back. But not in the AAA blockbuster the diehards wanted. Instead, we got…
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Cinderia is a Beautiful yet Clunky Engine of Destruction
Read More: Cinderia is a Beautiful yet Clunky Engine of DestructionIf I were a betting man, I’d say we’re all getting a bit tired of the apocalypse. Every other week, a new indie darling drops onto Steam. Each game asks…
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Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining is a Brilliant Culture Shock
Read More: Reclaim! Azhe-giiwewining is a Brilliant Culture ShockAs an ESL teacher, I’ve always loved educational games. I am constantly fascinated by how their gameplay is designed to intrigue young minds and make them think outside the box.…
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Island of Hearts is a Parasocial Vacation Built on Sand
Read More: Island of Hearts is a Parasocial Vacation Built on SandSo, you saw beautiful ladies and you were like: sure, I’d play that game. We get it, we thought the same. You aren’t playing a game, but you are paying…
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Mega Man Star Force is a Brilliant Blast from 2006
Read More: Mega Man Star Force is a Brilliant Blast from 2006This collection surprised us. Nobody actually thought Capcom was going to remember Geo Stelar existed. For years, the Star Force kids were the neglected middle children of the Mega Man…
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Codex Mortis: Frankenstein’s Monster Built by a Vending Machine
Read More: Codex Mortis: Frankenstein’s Monster Built by a Vending MachineWe’ve finally crossed the line. The industry has been threatening us with it for years, and now it’s sitting right here on our hard drives. Codex Mortis isn’t just using…
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EverSiege: Untold Ages – Spreadsheet Disguised as a Bloodbath
Read More: EverSiege: Untold Ages – Spreadsheet Disguised as a BloodbathEverSiege: Untold Ages isn’t another “safe” rogue-lite designed to be beaten in a weekend. It’s surprisingly dense, uncompromising beast that demands you actually use your brain while, at the same…
